This Is Not An IQ Test

The ducks scroll quickly from right to left. The clock at lower left counts down. The man on the horse gallops past calves. Meanwhile, a lonely web surfer attempts to prove to Tickle.com that he is secretly a genius.

This is not an IQ test. It's an ADD test. If it weren't for my paralyzing fear of malware, I would have established my disorder with flying colors.

If you need any proof that these games are really, really not fun - or, more specifically, that they are not games at all, even when played after stripping them of their link to some webjunk or other - visit the Sucker-Punch Saloon.