In Case You Were Wondering How You Would Survive Without "Parade" Magazine

From the wondrous Regret The Error:

The issue of Parade magazine included in today's editions of The [Baltimore] Sun [and nationwide] contains an item in the "Personality Parade" column saying that Barbaro is in improving health. Because the magazine's publication schedule runs weeks in advance of distribution, the item was written before the horse's death and could not be corrected in time.

You heard them. WEEKS IN ADVANCE.